GED, Gymnasium ad Nauseum, Schplittenotendorf am Oedland PhDBS, Hochschule fur Musick un Bierbrauen, Bad Lippstadt Student of Otto Fisch, Oscar Franz, Franz Strauss, Otto Franz, Otto Strauss, Oscar Fisch, Oscar Strauss, Franz Fisch, Otto Otto, Oscar Oscar, Franz Franz Teacher of Kendall Betts Inventor of the Registered Science of Clamology and Author of 'The Lexicon of Clamology.' Author, 'The Kopprasch Connection,' 'Kopprasch for Fun and Profit,' 'Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?' 'Hooked on Hornonics,' 'The DaVinci Clam: Was Kopprasch God's Other Son?' and the new best seller 'The Kopprasch Kronicles.' Preservation and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Clammers Anonymous (a twelve half step program) Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch Public Radio (KPR) Host of The Kopprasch Factor on AKC and All Kopprasch Considered on KPR Founder and Disseminator of CLAMSAA, the Universal Holiday for Horn Players Exclusive Anborg, Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone, Val*Mart and Conn Artist Who Does Not Get His Horns For Free Owner-Operator, Bad Corner Petroleum Laboratory, 'The Worlds Largest Valve Oil Factory'